Movies Ask the Big Questions

• What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss? 
• Where does he get those wonderful toys? 
• What's in the box? 
• Any of you boys smithies? 
• You ever been to Poughkeepsie? 
• Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
• Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
• Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
• D'ya like dags? 
• What are you rebelling against? 
• What is your major malfunction? 
• Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? 
• You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? 
• Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 
• Hey, where the white women at? 
• What's "Taters?" 
• Do you like scary movies? 
• Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? 
• Is this your homework, Larry? 
• Anybody want a peanut?
• How much blood would you shed to stay alive?
• Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? 
• Why is there a watermelon there? 
• How do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? 
• I'm Ron Burgundy? 
• What hump? 
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? 
• Shall we play a game? 
• What's a Nubian? 
• Why don't you come up sometime and see me? 
• Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth? 
• What the hell is a jiggawatt? 
• What is a plethora? 
• Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 
• Have you ever tried shawarma? 
• How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately? 
• Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? 
• Now, where was I? 
• How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit? 
• How much more black could this be? 
• Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? 
• Ever seen a grown man naked? 
• Can you dig it? 
• Are you not entertained? 
• How many people are having an orgasm right now? 
• Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times? 
• Is the nation ready for two minutes of radio silence? 
• Dammit, why didn't I concur? 
• How's that three seashell thing work? 
• Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? 
• Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 
• I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper? 
• Do your parents know you're Ramones? 
• Did you just say, "Meow?" 
• Remember, Sully, when I said I would kill you last? 
• Have the lambs stopped screaming? 
• Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire? 
• Did he fire six shots, or only five? 
• Whoever heard of a snozzberry? 
• Why am I Mr. Pink? 
• Are they made from real girl scouts? 
• Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch? 
• Why so serious? 
• Hey dad, you wanna have a catch? 
• Who is sixty-seven? 
• Have you checked the children lately? 
• Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 
• I know you are, but what am I? 
• Directive? 
• It wasn't just a story, was it? 
• Excuse me, but what does God need with a starship? 
• Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? 
• There's no good sharks? 
• Did he say, "Funky Buttloving?" 
• But why is the rum gone? 
• Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? 
• Where is my super suit? 
• Is it safe? 
• Care for a little necrophilia? 
• Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? 
• How exactly does one suck a fuck? 
• What do you mean, "I'm funny?" 
• Where's the rest of me? 
• Why do they call you Red? 
• Otisburg? 
• You know how to whistle, don't you? 
• Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? 
• Do you know what happens to nosy fellas? 
• You talkin' to me?